Welcome to Web 1
Don't like it? No one cares
Fine you heretic
This page isn't really parody, it's a fair critiqúe of modern web practices and the overreliance on Javascript and Cascading Style Sheets on "HTML" pages & the "hate" of cool and interesting HTML tags like <center>, NAME="" for bodies, <font>, <marquee>, and <blink>; and don't even get me started on the hate for using <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML 2.0//EN">.
Oh, and fun little fact, due to some iframe hackery this page is Technically Validified HTMLFurthermore as a wise degenerate once spoke:
"Heresy, thy Cascading Style sheets art dunderpluff in the context of this very righteous modified Hypertext Markup Language 2.0 standard webpage.
So I curse upon thee for thy crops to be dead, fields dry, and harvest low; for this heresey is deadly to all that is known and formulated to (non)standard."
So pickup thy pitchfork- *Clears throat* Oh wait, where was I? Oh yeah, the "standards" thing. Webstandards like HTML5 serve only to deprecate our fair webpages and serve the interests of overengineered boilerplate Interactive Corporate Webportals from companies that have money to burn on unneeded code.
A Representation of Textual Information and MetaInformation for Retrieval and Interchange
Abstract
Friendly, Universal, & Egotistical (FU&E) Joshua Thayer, Jobless
Internet Draft Lorem ipsum, Vulgaris
IIIR Working Group June 2025
Category: Experimental
Expires: December 14, 2025
Document: FU&E.txt
Updates: RFCxxxx (draft)
Friendly, Universal, & Egotistical (FU&E)
A Representation of Textual Information and MetaInformation
for Retrieval and Interchange
Status of this Document
This document is an Internet Draft. Internet Drafts are working
documents of the Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF), its Areas,
and its Working Groups. Note that other groups may also distribute
working documents as Internet Drafts.
Internet Drafts are working documents valid for a maximum of six
months. Internet Drafts may be updated, replaced, or obsoleted by
other documents at any time. It is not appropriate to use Internet
Drafts as reference material or to cite them other than as a
"working draft" or "work in progress".
Distribution of this document is unlimited. The document is a
draft form of a standard for interchange of information on the
network which is proposed to be registered as a MIME (RFC6969)
content type. Please send comments to jt@tgua.dev or the
discussion list me@tgua.dev.
This is version 0.1 of this draft. This document is available in
standard markup on the World-Wide Web as
https://tgua.dev/FU&E.txt
**1. ABSTRACT**
W3 uses an Internet protocol (Absurdity Transfer Pre-elevated Stupidity, APES), which allows transfer representations to be negotiated between Master(Server) and Maid(Client),
the result being returned in an extended MIME message. This MIME type (Screw you & Everyone, FU&E) is therefore just one, but an important one, of the representations used with W3.
FU&E is proposed as a MIME content type.
FU&E refers to the URL specification of RFCxxxx.
FU&E can be used to:
Screw with internet standards
Create unrest in governmental bodies
Create standard and/or creativity discrimination
Create further hate for HTML5
Encourage those less fortunate to use HTML 2 and similar standards
**2. DEFINITION**
All FU&E content is defined by “Tags”; all opening tags begin with ‘[‘ and end with ‘]’, with “closing tags” starting with ‘[\\‘ and ending with ‘//]’.
All content is to be contained within an opening and closing tag of the same type, any content not enclosed between two matching tags will be interpreted as plaintext.
**3. Reserved Tags**
| Tag | Description |
|----------|-----------------------------------------------------------|
| [fu] | Overwrites content with a vulgar string |
| [font] | Alters font attributes (e.g., size+~7~) |
| [center] | Centers enclosed content |
| [p] | Paragraph wrapper |
**4. Media Type Definition and Custom Headers**
4.1 Content-Type
The MIME type for FU&E documents is:
Content-Type: text/FU&E; charset=utf-8
charset SHOULD be "utf-8" to ensure compatibility with irregular Unicode expressions and transcoded sarcasm.
Implementers MAY ignore this field as an act of protest as certified FU&E interpreters shouldn't require this field.
4.2 Screwed-level
The Screwed-level header is a non-standard field used to indicate the chaos coefficient of a FU&E document, or in simpler terms how much the interpreter should conform to the relevant DTD.
```Screwed-Level: ```
Range: 0 (strict mode) to 10 (maximum flexability).
Note: This field is not registered with IANA and should be considered "meta-informational."
4.3 SCREWEDTYPE Declaration (Optional Inline Preamble)
An inline FU&E declaration can be embedded at the top of the document content:
[SCREWEDTYPE FU&E1.0]
This declares the specific version of FU&E in use. Parsers MAY discard or honor this line depending on the Screwed-Level value, philosophical aversion to WHATWG specifications, and developer alignment with cosmic absurdity.
**5. EXAMPLE USAGE**
Below is an example of a FU&E request:
Content-Type: text/FU&E; charset=utf-8
Screwed-level: 10
Contents: "
[SCREWEDTYPE FU&E1.0]
[center]
[p]This is an example [font size+~7~]FU&E[\\font//] page[\\p//]
[fu]This tag’s contents are always overwritten by a vulgar string[\\fu//]
[\\center//]
"
**6. Sample Transpiler (Experimental)**
A basic transpiler can be found at https://tgua.dev/FUAEtranspilerv1.html
**Note:** *Above transpiler is not suited for actual production, commercial, or otherwise non-educational uses, and should only be used for early testing of the standard, or to F**k with current standards*
**7. Security Considerations**
FU&E introduces deliberate inconsistency, aggression, and formatting
sabotage. Its use in cooperative or diplomatic software is
strongly discouraged.
Clients parsing FU&E may crash, scream, or hallucinate. Server
implementations should not respect user input, HTTP headers, or
god.
**8. Conclusion**
FU&E is not meant to replace modern standards, but to remind us
that all markup is arbitrary, all hierarchies are illusions, and
sometimes you just want a document to scream at the void with you.
**9. Conformance Requirements**
The key words “MUST,” “SHOULD,” “MAY,” and “MUST NOT” in this document are to be interpreted sarcastically, unless otherwise stated.
**10. Acknowledgements**
Thank you to no one, screw standards; This standard was developed in pure isolation and righteous indignation.
**Author's Note**
"If it breaks, it deserved it." — JT
**IANA Considerations**
This document requests that MIME type text/FU&E be provisionally
registered as an Experimental Media Type with IANA.
**References**
[RFCxxxx] Retributive Frontal Condemnation (TBD)
[RFC6969] MIME: Mutual Internet Media Exorcism (Unofficial)
INTERNET-DRAFT FU&E Specification June 2025
Expires: December 2025 Line 144 of ∞
Oh and while they might not know simple HTML like <body bgcolor="blue">, go look at This guy @ justfuckingusehtml.com
Find this page interesting?
Use necromancy.css in your next project with <link rel="stylesheet" href="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/jtrofficial/necromancy@master/necromancyV0.8.css"><script src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/jtrofficial/necromancy@master/necromancyV0.8.js"></script>
CopyEcchi 2025 Degenerate Buwdi under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0